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Me, The Spork by ~spork2:iconspork2:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Open


Spork is my name.
Helping people eat is my game.
Without me people would be helpless
To eat their noodles and apple sauce
Oh what a mess.
I知 plastic, round, and sharp.
But when people eat
their stomachs feel like it is playing a harp.
I知 also good for flinging
Yes the flinging
When the food flies through the air
It sounds like the food is singing.
I知 done talking about my self
Eh, too much food here, a little help?
©2005-2009 ~spork2
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Author's Comments

This is about me, the spork! Enjoy! :D

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~KristenSpork Jun 29, 2005, 11:51:15 AM
AWESOME!!!!!!!! I love it!

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:phae: :teddy: :pray: :pc: :pretzel: :batty: :kitty: :boing: :shamrock: :liquify: :poke: :ahoy: :petting:
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~coralkitten May 14, 2006, 8:48:23 PM
I actually have the nickname of Spork too o.O

Ironic.

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Decapitated Head since 2012
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~megamoose100 Jul 1, 2006, 5:25:01 PM
sporks own.

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A nun, an astronaut, and Hitler all walk into a bar. Nothing interesting happened.

wtf
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~xgirlxbassistx Jul 6, 2006, 7:29:14 AM
Haha, omg, that was so awesome!
I <3 you!

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Sometimes life sucks...deal with it.
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~Metallover130 Jul 21, 2007, 9:09:33 AM
AAHHH! my name is kristen and i have a friend with the name Spork?! are you our lost love child, nyan?! O.o

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You have my permission to die. ^__^
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~KristenSpork Jul 21, 2007, 10:13:50 AM
:lol: Cool! I always love finding other Kristens!!! Except when they're in the same class as me... <__<;;

And you ahve a friend named Spork? :o

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:fellaleft: :fella: :fellaright:

:heart: ~KristenSpork :heart:

:spork: << that's me
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~Metallover130 Jul 21, 2007, 4:49:55 PM
yeah, she commented you too! shes coralkitten on DA, her ava. is that head in a jar, futurama style, nyan.

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You have my permission to die. ^__^
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~KristenSpork Jul 23, 2007, 8:48:12 AM
Oh, I think I remember that! :lol:

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:fellaleft: :fella: :fellaright:

:heart: ~KristenSpork :heart:

:spork: << that's me
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